They say a lawyer who acts for himself has a fool for a client. Shpeel writers too. As such, we hand the reins over to Sweat’s General Manager and all round absolute legend Josh Kellett to give us the what’s up on the new Yolanda…..
When I was a kid, I used to go to church.
This wasn’t something I elected to do, it was a necessity. When you’re brought up in a Catholic family, you just kinda had to go with the flow and do what was (for us) the norm.
Now I have a confession to make – I wouldn’t consider myself a believer anymore. However, I did recently read a bible passage on an Instagram motivational post the other day and it said:
“He put a new song in my mouth, a hymn of praise to our God. Many will see it and love it, and will then put their trust in Him” – Psalms, 40:3
I couldn’t believe it, but it’s true. Whoever wrote the book of Psalms predicted the future, as they could only be talking about the fist-pumping, hair-raising, star-jumping, dunkin donut-ing, automatic, systematic, hyyyydromatic, wibble-wobble AKA sick-as-fark summer anthem ‘Hacia La Noche’ by Sweat It Out generals YOLANDA BE COOL & Porto-Deep House king MASSIVEDRUM!!!
When you put this new song in your mouth, you too will see the light and love it and put your trust in whatever it is you choose to believe in.
And u know what? I want to believe.